my little cousin started stroking my cheek and i thought it was so sweet until he came up real close to my ear and whispered “i’m putting crumbs on you so ants will eat you in your sleep”
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making a joke in front of a ton of people and having them all crack up is one if the most beautiful feelings you’ll ever feel don’t deny it
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my favourite thing about marvel movies is the sense of unity between the people who know to stay until after the credits
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I'm the type of person who starts to tear up because of high frustration.
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When you’re told to wait in the car by yourself and everyone outside becomes a rapist.
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